Rosa's World

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Brenda's Salad

Hi There!

Well, this past weekend, as you might know,
I made some "Yankee Buns" and provided
the recipe, right?

Well, one of my blog followers (Brenda)
posted a VERY funny comment.

This is what Brenda wrote:

I can't believe you did that!I gained three pounds yesterday just reading the post on the darn rolls. Now you want me to cook them up so I can gain another five? I'll keel over, go into a diabetic shock, need an insulin drip! ARGH! Bad blogger, bad! Now post some pics of a veggie salad and share the low cal dressing recipe to make up for this transgression. LOL!

So, Brenda, in your honour
and as a special "Thanks"
for making me bust a gut,
laughing at your comment,
I decided to create....
"Brenda's Salad"!!!

NOTE: You will need a teenage boy
or a Better Half, when you prepare this salad.


1 iceberg lettuce leaf
(cut in 1/4 to 1/2 inch strips)

1 Banana
(Cut both ends, at 1/2 inch + 2 inches of center,
sliced in half)

3 (only) Clementine or Tangerine segments

2 Pecan pieces

1 pear
(cut 2 outer edge slices)

Arrange in a plate.

No Salad Dressing required.
Eat slowly, so as to savor
each and every delicious morsel.

Enjoy, Brenda!!!!



P.S. Why do you need a teenage boy
or Better Half, when you prepare this?

Why, to eat the leftover ingredients,
that aren't in this salad, of course!!!



Terry said...

OMG!!!! ROTFL!!!! Rosa my friend that is tooooo are GOOD!!!! LOVE IT :)

Brenda said...
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Brenda said...

Sorry about that...I need spellcheck!
Wait a second, that does NOT look as yummy as the rolls...but then salads never do, do they? Thanks for the laughs, B=)
PS...Maybe some Whipped Cream hair instead of lettuce hair??? Just a thought, LOL!

Faithful Quilter:Elaine's Journey said...


Great looking salad!! LOL!

You are a hoot!


Elaine in Ontario, Ca (this week only then back to SLO)

Frummie said...

You 2 are too funny. I can't wait to try the salad with whipped cream.

Jacqui's Quilts said...

LOL!! You guys are crazy!! thanks for the laughs.